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Ellen Donnelly

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Published humorist, columnist, assists with creative writing, emails and promotions for radio and cable shows and businesses. Assists those who need editing, proofreading, website content review. SAY IT WITH STYLE.

First, Create a mood.

~ EVOCATIVE

~ WHIMSICAL

~ ROMANTIC

~ FUNNY

~ TRANSCENDENTAL

Then we relay the message

SPECIALIZING IN:

Amazing Email Greetings
Website Enhancement
Business Promotions
Comedy Writing
Monologue Improvements
Resumes & More

Create original & personalized email greetings for any occasion.

Profile Summary:
Creative Writing & Promotions Fresh Meadows, NY
Humorist to Liven Up Your Event Fresh Meadows, NY
Website Content Review Fresh Meadows, NY
EMAIL GREETINGS / BUSINESS PROMO'S Fresh Meadows, NY
Get Out There with a Great Profile! Fresh Meadows, NY
More About Me
- Teaches sumo mud wrestling at "mommy and me"
- Welcome Lady for the Witness Protection Program, Flushing, Queens
- Assists illegal aliens (my relatives) to find jobs & apartments.
Honesty
Genuine Warmth & Ability to Make People Laugh
Work Experience:
Its taken a while but...I've finally come up with a way to help people, which is my life's work, that does not involve a pyramid scam.

MY TYPICAL WEEK:
- I spend Saturdays shucking corn to actually do something about world hunger.
- I play the flute(this keeps rodents out of my apartment)
- I devote two evenings a week at home falsifying documents to help Irish illegal aliens (my relatives) get into the Bronx.
Education:
I've had plenty!
Organizations / Affilations:
- Mommy & Me
- The Jack Schitt Foundation for Improved Language Skills
- American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Dumb Blondes
- The Comedy Writers Union
Ellen Donnelly is located in Fresh Meadows, NY and has the following skills: Creative Writing & Promotions, Humorist to Liven Up Your Event, Website Content Review, EMAIL GREETINGS / BUSINESS PROMO'S, Get Out There with a Great Profile!
Media, Communications, Event / Party Planning, Internet / Web, Motivation / Inspiration
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My Skills

Creative Writing & Promotions

Category: Communications
Description
I have done email greetings and promotions for businesses including radio and cable tv shows. I have authored a humor column for the Queens Chronicle "A Different Angle".
Relevant Education / Credentials
I teach a course at the Learning Annex on "How to Enter the Witness Protection Program Even If You Haven't seen anything, just to get into a better neighborhood."
Years Experience: 9

Humorist to Liven Up Your Event

Category: Event / Party Planning
Description
Got somewhere to go but you're not into it? Make it fun...take me with you! I'll keep them laughing and keep them guessing. After we leave everyone will wonder where we went. Life is short, so my philosophy is SPREAD THE JOY!!!!! I appear on radio as a humorist... $10 an hour is all it takes to liven up your next conference, show, reception, or gathering. I'll even go to your sister in law's tupperware party in Staten Island to make everyone laugh...we'll all have a great time.
Relevant Education / Credentials
You don't need credentials for this. Trust me.
Years Experience: 20

Website Content Review

Category: Internet / Web
Description
Make sure your website is effective and interesting. Add humor to your site....I will review web content & make suggestions on how to improve your site in many ways while I proofread, edit and add some zing.
Relevant Education / Credentials
http://hometown.aol.com/itsfunnigerl5/myhomepage/profile.html
Years Experience: 20

EMAIL GREETINGS / BUSINESS PROMO'S

Category: Media
Description
AWESOME CUSTOMIZED AMAZING BIRTHDAY GREETINGS
EMAILED TO YOUR LOVED ONES, FRIENDS,
RELATIVES & MOB ASSOCIATES!
FUN, SERIOUS, FUNNY, EVOCATIVE….YOUR THEME, YOUR CREATIVITY

PHOTOS PERSONALIZED MESSAGES PRIVATE JOKES
MORE MEANINGFUL THAN JUST A CARD


FOR: BIRTHDAYS ANNIVERSARY’S, INVITATIONS, WEDDINGS, ETC.

… OFF THE HOOK!

FOR INFORMATION call (347) 866-2122
Relevant Education / Credentials
Creator, Amazing Greetings
Years Experience: 10

Get Out There with a Great Profile!

Category: Motivation / Inspiration
Description
COMEDY WRITING & EDITING SERVICES
Amuse yourself. Entertain friends and mob associates. Make your profile or web page so funny they'll be rolling on the floor laughing. While they're on the floor, you can take their valuables.

Meet more people online with a funny web page. Make your website more attractive, topical and diverse. Enhance it with humor. I CAN HELP YOU TO MAKE YOUR WEB PAGE SO FUNNY THEY'LL BE ASKING "WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?"

Joining a dating service? Whether its "MATCH.COM", "E-HARMONY" OR "I LOVE BIG HAIRY WOMEN.COM" don't waste your time or money without a really great profile.
Relevant Education / Credentials
Credentials? Trust me I can make your profile or website MORE INTERESTING.
Years Experience: 10