Its taken a while but...I've finally come up with a way to help people, which is my life's work, that does not involve a pyramid scam.
MY TYPICAL WEEK:
- I spend Saturdays shucking corn to actually do something about world hunger.
- I play the flute(this keeps rodents out of my apartment)
- I devote two evenings a week at home falsifying documents to help Irish illegal aliens (my relatives) get into the Bronx.
I've had plenty!
Organizations / Affilations:
- Mommy & Me
- The Jack Schitt Foundation for Improved Language Skills
- American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Dumb Blondes
- The Comedy Writers Union
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