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The Wolf is a musician in Texas. In 2007, The Wolf abruptly left the music scene and disappeared only to resurface in a comedy club. His comedy act is mostly improvised to fit his "needs" as he preys on his audiences. Audiences can interact with The Wolf as he "stumbles" through his own jokes. He welcomes all hecklers and all fans. The Wolf was once someone like you.

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Comic For Hire El Paso, TX
More About Me
Music is a passion, as it is for most people. Dissecting the newspaper for grammatical errors and gross mispellings is a favorite. Reading, writing, sleeping.
Work Experience:
Comic Strip-El Paso Tx February 2007
Lucky Devil's-El Paso Tx March 2007
Cincinnati Bar-El Paso Tx April 2007 to May 2008
Union Plaza- El Paso Tx
Club 101-El Paso Tx July 2008
Hidden Hookah Lounge-El Paso Tx
British Bulldog- El Paso Tx August 2008
COMING SOON!
Code Red-Las Cruces NM September 20, 2008
Education:
NONE
The Wolf is a very ingornat person. See what I mean? He can't even spell ignorant.
Organizations / Affilations:
The Wolf is somehow affiliated but not accepted by:
Homophobes Anonymous
Sun City Comedy
His Family
The Wolf Of The Fs is located in El Paso, TX and has the following skills: Comic For Hire
Acting / Drama
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Comic For Hire

Category: Acting / Drama
Description
Strippers Get You Into Trouble
Get A Comedian Instead
Hire The Wolf For Any Event

The Wolf Covers Kids Parties (600 shows so far)
Company Events (200 shows and counting)
or Family Parties (4 billion shows, well it feels like 6 billion but 4 will do)
Private Shows ( The Wolf only does Private Shows in Public Places)

Gather Friends and Family sit them up front, and watch as The Wolf interacts with them in a loving, nurturing manner. They will never be the same!

You will hear such hits as:
VANESSA
25 CENT BREAKFAST
OCTOPENIS
FRANCE VS ETHIOPIA
BUBBLE OF HAPPINESS

ALSO COME AND HEAR THE EVER POPULAR:

INS
WORST JOBS
BARRY WHITE
STARBUCKS
APPLEBEES
ROAD RAGE
ENGINEERS

AND YOU WILL SPLIT YOUR SIDES WITH:

ANTS
BAD HAIRCUT
AMBER
CAR SALESMAN
SAVED BY JESUS
PIANO PLAYER
TELEMARKETERS

ENJOY CROWD FAVORITES:

OKLAHOMA
IPHONE
SUHSI
CHAYO
RETARD
NASCAR
AVON
JEFFREY
599

AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

TO HIRE THE WOLF CALL 915 875 5731 OR EMAIL thewolf1972@yahoo.com

15 MINUTES
30 MINUTES
45 MINUTES
60 MINTUES

$ You name your price $

All Shows Can Be Customized To Meet Your Needs
I do clean comedy for kids
I do adult content comedy
I do professional comedy for company/agency events
I do anything goes parties for the free spirits
Other comics available for larger audiences

TOO EXPENSIVE FOR YOU? GET A STRIPPER!
Relevant Education / Credentials
Comic Strip-El Paso Tx February 2007 Lucky Devil's-El Paso Tx March 2007 Cincinnati Bar-El Paso Tx April 2007 to May 2008 Union Plaza- El Paso Tx Club 101-El Paso Tx July 2008 Hidden Hookah Lounge-El Paso Tx British Bulldog- El Paso Tx August 2008 COMING SOON! Code Red-Las Cruces NM September 20, 2008
Years Experience: 22